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Experience crossing the road
Maksum grandfather wanted to walk to the market. To shorten the time, grandfather Maksum not use the flyover crossing, but the direct cross over the road.
When he wants to cross Metromini suddenly there was a wandering, the driver shouted angry Metromini
"Eh that crossed the road pake dong eyes! Luckily I have 10 years experience holding the steering wheel, if kagak definitely hit by lu! "
Maksum grandfather did not want to lose by replying to shout at the driver's Metromini.
"Eh .. bener say that, just 10 short years has been arrogant hold the steering wheel. Ya i have 25 years experience kagak arrogant crossed the road. "
FATE OF A GUY SO
Beautiful girlfriend can
Likely to be much demand from girlfriends. Costs used to create a salon can live a month. Not given, have broken.
Bad boyfriend can
Earlier in the year to the end continued to be insulted by your friends. Tired of explaining that he's got inner beauty
Can be Bad Wife
Home from work all tired body, but want to wash the eye can not discern where the wife and maid.
Can be Beautiful Wife
Morning to go to work, sleeping wife. Home, the wife not at home, no food on the table or an edible vegetable. Must make themselves a cup of coffee and just live in a small scraps in the fridge "allowance yes, pa ..!"
Poor living
The days are insulted useless, but have not love God sustenance. Neglected children and fight every day.
Living Rich
Wife immediately turned into a super shopping, social gathering, buying clothes on and was rarely at home. The reason my husband does not care, work, work, and work only. When not working, how can the wife shopping?
Finally, looking beyond the activity itself, eh still say the same cheating wife.
The fate ... fate ... fate ...
WARRIOR intrepid
Three of the generals who came from America, Russia and Indonesia was taking a walk in Ragunan zoo with his men.
Arriving in front of the lion's den, American generals direct soldiers show courage.
Gen. USA: "Soldiers, you quickly get into the lion's cage and get me a male lion monkey fur"
Soldier: "Ready to pack!"
The American soldier was immediately jumped into the cage. Five minutes later, he returned with a body full of wounds, carrying the lion monkey fur
Gen. USA: "See clay, my men are brave and wonderful is not it? American soldiers are the number one "
Gen. Russia: "Russia is more powerful warrior. Soldiers, quickly entered the lion enclosure and pull the thumb nail the greatest lion that was there "
Soldier: "Ready to pack!"
The Russian soldier jumps into the cage and 10 minutes later he returned with the body and the bloody stump of his hand holding a lion thumb nail.
Gen. Russia: "Clay is not it? Russian soldier is more courageous "
Gen. Indonesia: "Ah, not soldiers Kalia both nothing compared to the Indonesian soldiers. Soldiers, quickly entered the lion's den, the lions continue to pull the whiskers all that was there "
Soldier: "What? Emaaak, if you give the command to use the brain dong! If you go there looking for her name off tuh not have a brain to be boss. You have a go myself.
Gen. Indonesia: "See, I am the most courageous warriors. In any country there are not that brave angry and cursed his own generals? "
Drunk
One day a man walked into a pub. After she sat down directly to the bartender to order drinks
"Mas please give me four bottles of beer."
"Well really loads the host, it looks like you're having a lot of trouble?", The bartender responded.
While holding his head and giving the impression of fatigue, the man replied, "Yeah, I just know that a headache because it's my first son was gay."
The next day, the man came again to the same pub. After she sat down directly to the bartender to order another drink.
"Please give me 6 bottles of beer."
"There are so many. Problem what are you dealing with?", Asked in a friendly bartender.
Soon the man answering questions in a tone of bartender flagging.
"I never knew that these two boys I, like same-sex as well."
The next day another man came into the pub the pub seems to be a favorite pub. As was his custom on the day before, before, the man immediately ordered drinks.
"Please give me 10 bottles of beer." the man asked the bartender.
"As much as the message is that what you drink? Your family is in no one likes a woman other than you?", Asked the bartender surprise customers with the condition that family.
"There," the man replied with a resigned face.
"Who?" asked the bartender.
The man replied with a wan face was excited again and also have resigned without any expression that is not clear. While drinking beer, then the man to answer questions the bartender.
"My wife ...", (
