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Funny story - President Gorillas
One day a president of a country to go see the exhibition of the paintings.
Because he was experiencing eye pain and blurred vision, so he took one of his aides to guide him.
President: "Well, this great painting. Fish picture was really alive. "
Aide: "Shttt ... Not so loud Pak. That picture crocodile. "
Then they move on to another painting.
President: "The image of this elephant is really strong."
Aide: "Shttt ... Mr. Ojo aloud. That picture bull. "
The president is then refrain to comment until he arrived at one corner of the exhibition space he exclaimed:
"Well, sing beautifully tenan Today. His paintings are so real gorilla anatomy. "
Direct aides stunned and said:
"Pssttt .... Not so loud sir. It's a mirror!"
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Funny story - Thugs Cafes
On a bar of a small-bodied young man was relaxing.
A local thugs approached and immediately kicked hard.
"Ciaaaat!" Little boy fell down from the bench.
When he woke up, the thug said proudly, "That was the taekwondo of Korea."
Terrified, the boy did not respond. He then returned to the bench seat.
But soon thereafter, approached the thugs came back and slammed it,
"Gubrakkk!" Little boy that fell. When he woke up, thug said, "That was a judo from Japan."
Little boy was still not responding. Slowly she sat back down.
Not long after, the thugs punch,
"Buggg!"
Little boy fell, then the thug said, "That's boxing of America".
Little boy realized his mouth to bleed. Then he woke up and did not return to the bench. Slowly he got out of the bar.
Not much later a small boy came into the bar and over to the thugs.
Without saying anything else he immediately hit the head of the civilian,
"Bletokkkk!" The thugs fainted.
Little boy wanted to give an explanation, but the thugs are not too sober. Little boy went to a bar owner and said,
"Sir, if these thugs up please tell that that was a crowbar from the warehouse."
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Funny story - Bird Pak Lurah
Mr. Ward has a hobby of maintaining various kinds of birds.
One morning, the bird lost all because stolen. Was the act of the thief was too much then pack headman plan to bring this issue at community meetings. About 200 people attended.
After speaking at length about the moral, the pack headman asked "Who's got a bird?"
All men in attendance stood up.
Realizing his mistake in asking hunting pack hunting headman said, "That's not what I mean? My point is, who's never seen a bird? "
All citizens of a woman standing.
"Well ... dangerous ..." thought Mr. headman.
Mr. Ward increasingly angry face, and also increasingly nervous, she said, "Sorry again, not that way my question, I mean who's ever seen my bird?"
Soon five women standing.
Mr. Ward ran helter-skelter to see Mrs. Ward ran with a broom stick.
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Funny story - The Origin of Man
A little girl asked her mother, "How can the human race appear?" The mother replied, "God created Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made."
Two days later she gave her father the same question. The father replied, "Millions of years ago there was a race of monkeys evolved into humans."
The girl was confused and went back to his mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that she told me the human race was created by God, and the father said that they came from monkeys?"
The mother replied, "Well, honey, it's very simple. Mother told the family of the mother and father tell of the family."
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